it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel
javert in any post seine fanfic: huh. valjean just smiled at me and my heart stopped beating for a moment and now my hands are shaking. what’s up with that. oh well. i guess we’ll never know
me, putting up with this dumbass for the 800th time:
me talking to a therapist: I’m just feeling very :mothman3: lately you know?
my therapist: for the last time I will not add your mothman emojis to the server you’re gonna have to pay for nitro if you want me to understand a single thing you say
me: :mothman7:
wh
wheres the link op
as if I would share my mothmans with strangers who have not yet proven themselves worthy
“feverishly obsessed with hamlet after reading it once in twelfth grade english” is just as important and embarrassing of a phase as emo/scene/anime and should be acknowledged as such
me at age 15 writing fall out boy lyrics in my math notebook is genuinely the exact same as me at age 18 writing hamlet’s final speech in my personal journal
it just occurred to me that maybe i’m just wrought with a spineless melancholy and this isn’t universal.
For even older recipes, check out Gode Cookery. They list medieval and Renaissance cooking instructions and translate the recipes for you into measurable amounts and all.
I have have have to mention Miss Leslie. I learned so much about cooking from that book, even if a lot of it is outdated.
Also, Forme of Cury is great fun, if you can muddle through the Middle English (Gode Cookery has translations and adaptions of some of the recipes from this).
