THE KOR'KRON GUARD

slyam:

i knew a boy

i knew a boy who bent so far backwards for me he walked on his hands

i knew a boy who swam the ocean and brought me back every oyster with a pearl

i knew a boy who burned my face into the sun and sang me songs that echoed through the moon’s craters

i knew a boy who

didn’t know that

boys like that

with golden hearts and diamond eyes

with voices that make the cicadas cry

are my favorite thing

to eat.

(Source: , via f-fontaine)

xombiedirge:

Gamer Girl by Samuel Deats

(via pathopharmacology)

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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(via hellspawnsbooty-deactivated2012)

skyrimconfessions:

“One of the only reasons I joined the Stormcloaks at first is because Ulfric has the sexiest voice I’ve ever heard.”

http://skyrimconfessions.tumblr.com

Image Credit: [x]

(Source: skyrimconfessionss)

britishparadox asked: You don't know who they are yet you make fun of the fact the only fanfic I've read in the past year was a Damon/Graham one [it was real cute, OKAY] So no, that also counts. I get two prizes. I get two Nicholas Cages. I gotta get some sort of prize for winning this seemingly impossible game. ;)

timelordy-teganbreann:

bluerubyrock:

moriartysskull:

Benedict Cumberbatch saying “Oh God/Oh my God” in four different sexy ways.

My reactions to:

• First one: mmmmm
• Second one: Benny bb u ok?
• Third one: MY OVARIES SKUDGHUSDHGIUASDHIGUADHIGUA
• Fourth one: /ded

(via 01012012)

buttergin:

afrogeekgoddess:

“I’ll come after you if you don’t.”

This is perhaps the most frightening sentence that I’ve ever heard John Watson say, because this clear, quick, unadulterated threat is said so very, very plain, with that tilt of the head and little, almost pleasant smile that echoes the warehouse moment with Mycroft in PINK. It’s absolutely clear in this moment that John Watson has no compunctions about going after anyone who wounds his friend, and it’s utterly terrifying to consider.

Just as Sherlock turned into Jim Moriarty after Mrs. Hudson was hurt… John turned into Sebastian Moran here. 

(Source: tavalouris, via i-am-sundance-kid)