@kiwiyaah • jack • they/them • dont talk to me if youre not 70k enemies-to-lovers h/c slowburn canon-compliant with tasteful smut
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
ALTI haven’t seen anyone talk about this, which makes me think it isn’t being reported, but right now the largest protest for Palestine in the history of the United States is taking place in Washington DC. Thousands turned up to show their solidarity for Palestine and to call for a ceasefire.
Look at this, they won’t be able to ignore us for much longer.
got my november trends mixed up so i accidentally nutted 50k times and didn't write a single word
Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock
South American lungfish (Lepidosiren paradoxa)
By: Hans Reinhard
From: The Complete Encyclopedia of the Animal World
1980
Foreplay with a robot girl where I slowly keep removing RAM from her while she’s still trying to tell me about the things she’s into
o-o
this sounds terrifying
imagine someone explaining their kinks while you rip out parts of their brain
this is what happens when you take ram out of a computer while its on
absolutely insane seeing pictures i took at work on a robot kink post
this is amazing because these are the exact pictures that inspired this post. we’ve come full circle. The world is incredible
Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w 'IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION' and it's been stuck on my mind ever since
